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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39273) - you deserved it (7908)

On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."

#4 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:24pm by annie_nk

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Well, you must have done a good job then.

#1 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:22pm by itsalanis

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