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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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annie_nk 22

Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."

itsalanis 25

Well, you must have done a good job then.

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itsalanis 25

Well, you must have done a good job then.

oj101 33

Like a sir.

Connect 10

Yeah. Be happy. Apparently you did good.

ZombieSnoopy 9

be thankful it was a sigh and "I've had better"

7yzz 18

OP Why are you complaining when half the people on this site are perma-virgins lol..

teareb 9

First of all 49 I believe you meant wasn't. Secondly at least he is honest with you and straightforward. Would you rather have a lying man ***** or him op?

MrBrightside21 20

Lucky OP.The first time I lost my virginity the girl cried and turned her life around and became a doctor. Still single.

Codezlol 21

80- wait a second, you can lose your virginity more than once?

SokDek 14

Well I used to have a pet hamster named virginity. She was an escape artist. Darn thing got lost so many times. Needless to say, yes you can lose your virginity more than once.

Alleged_Cranium 7

OP - Learn how to take a compliment.

v1kt4r 13

Only if you're a Vampire... #80 are you a vampire?

ohcheriecherie 20

How is this an FML if the OP's boyfriend is classy enough to shake hands, and she did a good job?! I feel like that's an achievement.

darth_luke 8

#1- I swear those exact words ran through my head when I red this. You deserve to be #1.

chlorinegreen 27

This is going to be a moment when he looks back and smacks his head and thinks"... Really? I told her good job? I'm such a loser."

coolboy675 16

84- Don't you remember the past FML where a dude's girlfriend didn't have her hymen broken after sex?

Zazoo1995 23

I don't understand why this is an FML..?

paintedchocolate 30

And losing your virginity a second time went better for you,

Helloilike_lacro 8

Congrats you deserve it

GTAmax99 12

Indeed, doing a good job always pays off!

MaFioso13 17

He could have given her a a balloon say congrats or good job(like in no strings attached)

soccerchick800 10

At least he didn't say "you suck" or "bad job"....

YepThatsMeee 23

She probably DID suck though. And well.

ohcheriecherie 20

Man, OP is lucky. When I lost my virginity, it was more like "wow if I was on acid right now, your bra would be so mesmerizing... Wanna smoke more.... K now get out of my house" Not a romantic experience altogether

sens3sfailing 24

Why would have sex with an ass hole like that?

MyNameIsViet 15

I think OP Had sex with hancock. Good job!

Telescope 1

This may be one of the only FMLs where deserving it doesn't necessarily mean a bad thing.

SillyGirl4602 23

119, that guy sounds like and immature asshole. Sorry.

CheeseTron 15

Maybe I need to read this a few more times before I get it...

CheeseTron 15

Yeup. Read it a couple more times and it did the trick. Im stupid.

oj101 33

There is neigh way I would ever eat horse cheese.

kobelstone23 13

....horse cheese? Is that even applicable to ANY situation?

sens3sfailing 24

Some one asks you to pass the horse cheese while you eat dinner with a family that likes horse cheese...there, I applied it

unjustlychicken 10

I didn't even know horse cheese was a thing...

annie_nk 22

Grab his penis, shake it and say "You too."

kiissesssss 6

Haha good one!

MNBOY16 15

Awesome!

DerrickJames 33

If you think someone made a good comment then give her/him a thumbs up. There is no need to say "awesome!" Or "good one!" The thumbs say it all.

7yzz 18

u mad?

kut17 11

That's funny. I'll comment "LOL" so they'll know I laughed.

Examine 7

67 do you even lift?

buddy51 23

Spin his penis like an airplane propeller, smile at it, and then say "good job"!

missyj0 12

wat

sens3sfailing 24

You lost your "h"! Oh no! You better find it before it gets stepped on and broken!

ShyAnn29 14

4, that was pretty funny, you are very clever!

theboy13 13

At least didn't smack your butt and say, good game

BostonBear 33

haha good point

Jessj958 19

Kind of the same thing...I don't think I'd like to hear "good job" or "good game" after sex.

samasara 20

14. Shaking hands is better than smacking a butt. It's more respectful, too.

Jessj958 19

#102, I totally agree with your statement. But, I wasn't saying either one of those comments are respectable, I was stating that a hand shake or slap on the ass aren't anything you want to experience after sex.

MuseFan1991 14

117- i dunno, i personally like a high five or a cheeky smack on the bum after sex. but that might just be me

MalzxTheTerrible 4

That's exactly what my fiancee does to me! I don't mind though. I know she's kidding.

insertnameherr 11

Well, take it as a compliment! You did a good job... not a lot of people can do that well.....

allyrn13 12

Then pat his penis in return and say, "Sorry, but we weren't impressed with your job performance and have decided not to keep you on long term."

LordoftheOcelots 10

Pay a compliment with an insult?

S182 15

And why pat him on the penis? That is not comparable to a handshake.. It's not like he smacked her in the clam....

YUNOFML 16

Whole new meaning to YDI!

Imhere4fml 24

How?

SaturnV 25

"YDI" as in, she deserved the praise for good performance, I'm guessing.

LolFMLnot 10

I don't know why #9 is getting thumbed down. They're basically saying you deserve it for doing a good job. For the first time YDI for something good

rocker_chick105 31

^^ your picture

GothickNihilist 15

@61 What the **** is your picture of?

Synapsky 10

@90 Two ears pretending to be lips.

ShyAnn29 14

90 it's 2 guys pretending their ears are vaginal lips.

Smartdumbblonde 27

Um I don't get why this is a FML, is it a bad thing that he told you that you did a good job?

Big_Money_27 7

At least he acknowledges you and doesn't just go to sleep

samasara 20

How many have done you wrong, 12?

TheRandomIndian 17

Well I'm guessing 27