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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML

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Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

#4 - On 01/26/2013 at 10:12am by csickcman

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He should join a yoga class, then.

#6 - On 01/26/2013 at 10:13am by NoorFML

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