Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18
Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....
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csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
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sens3sfailing 24
well I beat hes headed for the dog house!
supportcommand 17
I beat you're headed to a buried comment.
sens3sfailing 24
oh well, bad joke. I though it was funny, I was wrong :P
LarryLaDouche 13
How could you forsee the future? Guards! Guards! Arrest this commenter on account of witchcraft! Burn it! Burn the witch!
TheChiver 7
#26 I think you're just digging your grave deeper, buddy.
accioshannon 17
If your profile picture is a meme, chances are your comment won't be too popular.
landon_loe11 16
Says the person who doesn't have a profile picture. EDIT: Replied to wrong comment.
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Too bad you're waay grammatically incorrect.
BigDogMatt 13
That sucks... Too bad you can't. Hahaha
GTAmax99 12
90- Because there's a button for that
SenselessPattern 12
It was awful. I don't want my eyes defiled by some guy's uncontrollable text-laughter spam, especially on the front page. Leave that shit on the 2nd page, where only the truly adventurous will ever make it that far.
klovemachine 24
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there :D Git-R-Done
SuperDanielNL 23
That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
"Tactless"? Lol.
yannabanah 9
tactful.
tylermt1999 17
39, Your profile picture and your comment made my my day
Cartera 10
44 - If that made your day, you should probably go out more.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
#39- They said "un-tactful." Which would be tactless.
yannabanah 9
#48 I was only correcting "tactfull". I wasn't asking to be thumbed down.
csickcman 11
Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?
LarryLaDouche 13
Because they'd rather be with someone than alone. Or they may not know that they're like that in the first place.
Voij 16
And apparently it's also not popular/common to take your time and get to know someone before you go down on them on a regular basis.
AbstraktThoughts 13
54: really? Cause...I actually try to get to know a girl before even asking her to be my girlfriend, let alone having sex with her.
feldco1 17
69- just cause you personally do that doesn't mean it's not uncommon.
S182 15
Why is he an asshole? He probably wasn't worried about her surgery because its 2013 and dentists these days tend to be pretty good at what they do....
LarryLaDouche 13
Oh Gawd! Not the blow jobs! NOT THE ********!!!
_krystallynn_ 11
so does the name -_-
danial1214 21
Just tell him you guys can have more sex?
VannahJane 17
Why should she give him more sex? He should be a little more sensitive that shes having surgery
kawaiisakura 12
Pretty sure there's going to be a recovery period when she has to relax...plus, the guy sure as hell doesn't deserve sex. Or anything
bestnameright 14
Hey that's pretty horrible!
Grauncho 27
Thanks for your contribution, ya ****.
Pleonasm 35
This FML has such a polite, pleasant comment section.
xRezSynn 15
Douche.
tonygar 17
Time to start Anal Month!!
whyistherumgone_ 10
No, it's time to breakup with the lad and find someone who actually cares savvy?
dhaworth93 8
the fact that you tried to say savvy and be jack both made me laugh an pissed me off because there's only one CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW mate
Enslaved 36
Oral sex makes my day Butt Anal sex makes my hole weak
supportcommand 17
Two out of three are in working order though right? Unless Aunt Flo is there.