Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as his nan is in ICU, I picked it up to find he's been secretly sexting his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML
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TotallyAradical 14
End it with her for him.
sens3sfailing 24
so hes...s-ex-ting?!
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TotallyAradical 14
End it with her for him.
Connect 10
And then leave his ass.
Jessj958 19
Better yet, YOU end it with him. They are both assholes and deserve to be together. What goes around, comes around. Won't be long till his ex is in the same situation as you OP.
nb1234 8
Op could be a home wrecking ***** and getting what she deserves... Apparently he isn't over his ex and maybe op should leave him and let him be with her.
Yourheadache 19
Edit her contact name and put it as his mother lol but first end it of course.
Satoaoi 13
right on
bekk 8
Better yet, put his ex's name on his mothers contact info. Then let him sext his mother and see how THAT works out! LOL
SerendipityRose 26
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Send him a text from the next room letting him know that you've seen the conversation with his ex... That should make him flaccid immediately.
sens3sfailing 24
her boyfriend is jerking it in the shower with the phone OP has in her hand? I think it would make him more embarrassed to be told off in person. not text.
SerendipityRose 26
I meant after he gets out of the shower to read his texts. After getting through all the ones from his ex, then reading the one from his girl in the next room saying that she read them all. Imagine his dread. He'd deserve it.
sens3sfailing 24
okay, that makes perfect sense, sorry for the misunderstanding.
mariet_fml 23
It'd be hard to hide that she read them, though. I don't know of any phones that allow you to mark a text as unread.
stevenJB 25
Cheaters don't deserve relationships >:(
simoncat 11
Amen
DocBastard 38
Wrong. They deserve several relationships at the same time to fall apart at the same time, all while getting kicked in the groin.
drewflav 17
The other people involved don't deserve that though Doc, makes one hell of a mess to clean up for the next guys to date them.
DocBastard 38
Well that's true, but it IS fun to kick cheating assholes in the crotch.
priceyfml 7
I absolutely hate cheaters they make me want to punch them in the face. ;(
rockncountry 4
I agree the assholes leave a mess for the next guy...
sens3sfailing 24
so hes...s-ex-ting?!
iop330 22
At least he isn't sexting his nan in ICU...
XxDevilxXGt 26
It sure would cause OP to have a different reaction. Instead of "It's over you bastard, how dare you!" she would say "what the F*ck did I just read?!" and proceed to run away.
AKiDNamedJoHn 12
You should sext back just to mess with her
emag_eht 18
Why? She might not know that he's dating OP.
hanymandy 6
That's such a guy thing to say lol
lilhellian 26
Since you know his ex.. Set up some awesome revenge plan! Like a scavenger hunter that ends with him being dumped!
kawaiisakura 12
But what if the ex knows that OP n the guy r dating?
lilhellian 26
Then she is a **** and op should get revenge on her...
jem970 19
Its the boyfriend who is sexting his ex not the girl.
someone_cool 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Perhaps you shouldn't be so nosy. He might want to have a little bit of privacy. And, it is a known fact that you stay away from other people's cellphones unless you've been told something else.
DogsPaw 16
You are probably Single.
sens3sfailing 24
I don't know about everyone else, but I get the vibe that you are a cheater and are trying to justify someone catching a cheater this way to yourself so you may get mad when you get caught
shan88 14
Your username is wrong because someone cool would not condone this. You're either single or cheating and I hope for women everywhere that you're single.
doodlecloud 26
Did you miss the part where she explicitly wrote WHY she looked? I'm betting she wouldn't have looked had she not thought it might be about his nan.
gracehi 31
Or perhaps people shouldn't do things they don't want their significant other to know about. Just a thought.
killatrev 4
Haha why is your account hidden, maybe so people can't tell you how stupid you're by messaging you.
PokemonLove993 17
either your her ex, a cheater or single like everyone said. but your username should be changed to dumbass -_-
lhamil64_fml 5
I think her reason was a pretty good one. Had it actually been something about his grandma, I'm sure you wouldn't say to not look at other people's phones.
buddy51 23
...and quite likely to stay that way....
KatjaM 15
#8 Did you even READ the FML?! Okay *maybe* she was a little bit nosey, but she was concerned for his Grandmother and she found out her boyfriend is cheating with his ex. How would that make you feel? Like a couple of people beforehand have stated, you sound like a cheater and people who are unfaithful to their partners don't deserve to have relationships with caring people (as OP seems to be).
EnterFMLHere 17
Cheaters never prosper :(
rhysfucker 24
Actually one is an ex-president of the U.S.A. I believe his wife is currently your senator...
DanielleinDC 33
If you are referring to the 42nd president, his wife is Secretary of State until a new one is confirmed and she can retire.
klutz44 28
Ok ok ok, so cheaters sometimes prosper
ovechkinisbeast 9
Beat his dick off, punch him in the genital area so many times his dick just falls off.
EnterFMLHere 17
That comment alone hurts my genitals.
ydi_4_suking 20
At first I thought #9 meant to jerk the guy off
coolboy675 16
Nah, just shoot it off. With a gun.
Artsygirl90 14
Time for him to have another ex.