Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
by kblevss / 01/05/2013 at 4:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
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Well show him you enjoy making airplane sound effects as you leave the bedroom.
#1 - On 01/05/2013 at 11:45am by theneatoburrito
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You know what would really drive him wild? Shave a landing strip for him.
#11 - On 01/05/2013 at 11:49am by spike1994
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