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Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (5065)

On 01/05/2013 at 4:21am - intimacy - by kblevss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Well show him you enjoy making airplane sound effects as you leave the bedroom.

#1 - On 01/05/2013 at 11:45am by theneatoburrito

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You know what would really drive him wild? Shave a landing strip for him.

#11 - On 01/05/2013 at 11:49am by spike1994

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