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Today at a house party I finally got the guy I've been seieng alone in his room. We startd making out and I got on top of him to take control. He respondd by saying he couldn't do it because he needd to go make looool pizza 4 his friends and then boltd out of the room. mega FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You silly goose, you gotta tie him down before you dominate him if you don't know whether he's a runner.

#7 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:51pm by TheDrifter

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Maybe be a little less aggressive next time? Sometimes the guy wants to be the one in control!

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:46pm by Aspen_Grace33

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