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Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML


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On 01/02/2013 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You silly goose, you gotta tie him down before you dominate him if you don't know whether he's a runner.

#7 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:51pm by TheDrifter

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Maybe be a little less aggressive next time? Sometimes the guy wants to be the one in control!

#1 - On 01/02/2013 at 5:46pm by Aspen_Grace33

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