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Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14248) - you deserved it (69768)

On 12/22/2012 at 6:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

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That's what you get for snooping!

#1 - On 12/22/2012 at 12:27pm by LO388

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That's what you get for looking through someone's phone without their permission.

#2 - On 12/22/2012 at 12:27pm by indielove

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