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Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30897) - you deserved it (5387)

On 12/21/2012 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by anonymaiacciu (woman) - France

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maybe your mustache felt like whiskers

#1 - On 12/21/2012 at 11:20pm by hockeychicl003

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Wait so does that mean his cat gives him oral?

#3 - On 12/21/2012 at 11:21pm by pandachic27

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