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Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47976) - you deserved it (3207)

On 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by daughterinlaw (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Have you tried those positions she told you about yet?

#1 - On 12/18/2012 at 4:17pm by lolz_ydi

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Time to change the locks.

#3 - On 12/18/2012 at 4:19pm by sweettart83

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