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Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28438) - you deserved it (11923)

On 12/17/2012 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I still wonder what may have triggered such a dream...

#1 - On 12/17/2012 at 10:06am by bluevayero

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why make a big fuss, it's just a dream. perhaps u could tell him about ur dream and just joke it away. better luck next time

#2 - On 12/17/2012 at 10:07am by faithlessSheep

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