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Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28018) - you deserved it (3487)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Waterford)

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Well not EVERY guy is hung like an elephant, BUT..

#5 - On 12/16/2012 at 8:07pm by HortonThelephant

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Well... I know if I dont tie it down I would come home with red marks all across my chest.

#6 - On 12/16/2012 at 8:08pm by idealTHC

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