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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29499) - you deserved it (11211)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)

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Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse.

You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.

#7 - On 12/10/2012 at 5:38pm by DocBastard

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Experiment a bit ;)

#1 - On 12/10/2012 at 5:31pm by Andrew6111

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