Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML

by Dontwaketheneighbors / 12/06/2012 at 9:24am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • I can't help but wonder if she was in pain...

    #4 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:53pm by challan

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  • That means you are doing a great job or you are doing it all wrong

    #5 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:55pm by LolFMLnot

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