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Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34754) - you deserved it (3996)

On 12/06/2012 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Dontwaketheneighbors (man) - United States (California)

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I can't help but wonder if she was in pain...

#4 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:53pm by challan

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That means you are doing a great job or you are doing it all wrong

#5 - On 12/06/2012 at 12:55pm by LolFMLnot

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