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Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32697) - you deserved it (3397)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

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That's when you send a reply email with the subject line as, 'So, about your restraining order...'

#4 - On 12/04/2012 at 3:12am by IOmnomHard

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Well obviously someone wants the D...

#1 - On 12/04/2012 at 3:10am by Harpy20

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