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Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25158) - you deserved it (3205)

On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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I must be weird. But I don't understand so many guys enthrallment with doing things that are so obviously disliked by or embarrassing for their girlfriends.

#2 - On 12/03/2012 at 5:24pm by Nordrag

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Reminds me of the FML where the girl pees when the boyfriend touches her in the belly button.

#7 - On 12/03/2012 at 5:24pm by bestnameright

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