Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
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I must be weird. But I don't understand so many guys enthrallment with doing things that are so obviously disliked by or embarrassing for their girlfriends.
#2 - On 12/03/2012 at 5:24pm by Nordrag
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Reminds me of the FML where the girl pees when the boyfriend touches her in the belly button.
#7 - On 12/03/2012 at 5:24pm by bestnameright
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