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Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28897) - you deserved it (3147)

On 11/21/2012 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Dead_Fox (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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is it even possible to cockblock yourself?

#2 - On 11/21/2012 at 10:02am by Zestus

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OCD or not, using a condom is always a good thing.

#1 - On 11/21/2012 at 10:02am by NothernNightmare

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