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Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me know it was actually break-up sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22117) - you deserved it (2503)

On 11/18/2012 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by lellow_171 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I'll never understand "break-up sex".
If you don't love them enough that you're the one breaking up with them, you're using them just for sex, and if you're the one being broken up with, then you're just disrespecting yourself sleeping with them one last time.

#3 - On 11/19/2012 at 2:56am by MsKati

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Your boyfriend is a dick.

#1 - On 11/19/2012 at 2:55am by woainishamu

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