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Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Looks like you got yourself a momma's boy OP. just go over to his house often and eat dinner with the family and she will eventually warm up to you and let him go over there. Good luck OP.

#1 - On 11/14/2012 at 6:00am by BlowinChronic

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Mom attacks with the cockblock!

#2 - On 11/14/2012 at 6:02am by TylerOMFG

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