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Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (2696)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

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Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

#1 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:28pm by heinous966

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Um... how did you learn that?

#2 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:28pm by swagisforchumps

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