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Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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At least he plans on staying with you for a while!

#5 - On 11/12/2012 at 1:16pm by boating_guy

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You need to send him two nice close-up shots. One of you and your mother both giving him the middle finger and a second of your father loading his shot gun. He'll get the message.

#9 - On 11/12/2012 at 1:16pm by loserman67

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