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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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Well atleast everytime you get hiccups he knows you weren't faking it and that he did a good job. ;)

#1 - On 11/03/2012 at 1:40pm by Yellow_Fish79

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Well being as how it was your first and only time so far, I wouldn't jump that far ahead and say that it will be that way every time op! Hiccups happen because you have a lack of oxygen in your body, I guess you just got a little too excited, and you might have been breathing too heavy.

#6 - On 11/03/2012 at 1:41pm by nightowl713

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