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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML

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On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

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Dude is hungry, nothing wrong with that

#1 - On 11/01/2012 at 10:05am by kidtoronto

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why not both? serve him while naked

#2 - On 11/01/2012 at 10:06am by bladomas

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