Today, my grandma took it upon herself to give me the sex talk. After explaining the mechanics in excessive detail, she said I shouldn't be afraid to sleep around. Apparently, I need to be comfortable with the man who'll be "conning me into blowing him for the next 50 years." FML

by fiftyshardsofbroccoli / 10/26/2012 at 1:58pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • The day when your grandmother tells you to be a slut...

    #1 - On 10/26/2012 at 8:54pm by 0_0ha

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  • If mothers know best, then grandmothers must really know everything best.

    #2 - On 10/26/2012 at 8:54pm by EvilPotato

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