Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 8:36am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • i think if you would have just come out and started speaking cock, you wouldn't be having this problem.

    #6 - On 10/16/2012 at 1:03pm by flockz

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  • Honestly I would've done the same thing as your boyfriend. It just sounds a little overboard good try though!

    #2 - On 10/16/2012 at 12:59pm by TrueTriage

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