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Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33728) - you deserved it (5504)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Wow, what a dick

#4 - On 10/11/2012 at 3:05am by kyat288

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Kind of a dick move on his part if you ask me.

#5 - On 10/11/2012 at 3:05am by SaturnV

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