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Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16187) - you deserved it (61102)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Apparently your mouth

#4 - On 10/10/2012 at 2:51am by RougeRamirez

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Lol not quite Daddy's little angel anymore.

#2 - On 10/10/2012 at 2:49am by gideeupp

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