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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18032) - you deserved it (3658)

On 09/19/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by ClaireBear150 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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OP's Boyfriend: I feel pretty, oh so pretty--
OP: *blinks*

#3 - On 09/20/2012 at 3:09am by Omg_its_Chloe

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Sounds like you know to bring into the bedroom now ;)

#1 - On 09/20/2012 at 3:08am by kisaka

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