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Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24924) - you deserved it (2553)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

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Tell him to cut that out!

#3 - On 09/15/2012 at 10:06am by gc327072

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Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

#12 - On 09/15/2012 at 10:12am by DocBastard

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