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Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML

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On 08/23/2012 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Rotarius (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least you got to gaze upon her beautiful face, you cretin.

#1 - On 08/23/2012 at 6:12pm by lexeous

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So you got to cuddle with your gf all night. That's not so bad in itself and I'm sure she was appreciative of the gesture.

BTW, if she's willing, it's not like you can't have sex when she's on her period.

#6 - On 08/23/2012 at 6:14pm by ImaginaryFoe

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