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Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27748) - you deserved it (3791)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:33pm - intimacy - by Confused (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

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you need to be more relaxed! maybe you were just too nervous. first time rarely is ever what you expect...

#2 - On 08/22/2012 at 4:30pm by lolle_p0p

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Foreplay.

#1 - On 08/22/2012 at 4:29pm by bjf10

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