Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

by m / 08/21/2012 at 9:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

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  • What an ass...

    #3 - On 08/22/2012 at 3:02am by Malkria

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  • Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.

    #7 - On 08/22/2012 at 3:03am by MissIconic

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