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Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (2680)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Your grandpa is epic

#2 - On 08/15/2012 at 11:09pm by Nutz101

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Your grandpa must of been a party animal (;..

*shudder*

#3 - On 08/15/2012 at 11:09pm by nickownes1

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