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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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Lovely daughter you have there, OP.

#1 - On 08/01/2012 at 6:00am by Comet_Candy

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Oh my God. How old is she?

#2 - On 08/01/2012 at 6:01am by rockgirl7

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