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Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24579) - you deserved it (3942)

On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well you don't leave a job half finished.

#2 - On 07/29/2012 at 1:27pm by kinzokuhebi

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It's not even just OCD, once you crack one you can't stop. It's like bubble wrap, except with less bubbles and wrap

#4 - On 07/29/2012 at 1:30pm by gntfmlingnow

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