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Today, my live-in-boyfriend lost his job. Jokingly, I told him that we weren't going to have sex until he found a new job. He then turned to me with the most excited look I have ever seen on his face and said "I am going to stay unemployed forever!" He was serious. FML


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On 07/27/2012 at 9:45am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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If he hates having sex with you that much, he doesn't deserve you.

#1 - On 07/27/2012 at 12:53pm by jkozzy

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It's not like he's forced to have sex with you.

#3 - On 07/27/2012 at 12:53pm by DeadxManxWalking

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