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Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30348) - you deserved it (3270)

On 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Addison - Canada (Ontario)

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You should play with her messages...>:)

#1 - On 06/25/2012 at 3:16am by SkoomaKi

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What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick

#3 - On 06/25/2012 at 3:17am by pizzaboterham

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