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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19827) - you deserved it (5049)

On 06/18/2012 at 6:22am - intimacy - by the critic (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.

#10 - On 06/18/2012 at 10:04am by aimee910

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Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.

#2 - On 06/18/2012 at 9:58am by BuffaloSabres134

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