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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML

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That's a turn off

#2 - On 06/17/2012 at 2:10am by ant1ion

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I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

#6 - On 06/17/2012 at 2:13am by Sarah_moustache

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