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Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

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On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

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Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

#1 - On 06/12/2012 at 12:48pm by StanSmith

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At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

#3 - On 06/12/2012 at 12:49pm by Kajol123

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