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Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23051) - you deserved it (2308)

On 06/11/2012 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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You kept looking

#6 - On 06/11/2012 at 8:40pm by Ceejay1

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I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude

#10 - On 06/11/2012 at 8:45pm by COOL__Coal

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