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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24879) - you deserved it (64047)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

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