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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36963) - you deserved it (3014)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

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There's no app for that

#3 - On 05/16/2012 at 5:15pm by zingline89

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Smart kid...Jesus fucking Christ

#1 - On 05/16/2012 at 5:13pm by Trisha_aus

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