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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (2360)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--"
"JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"

#11 - On 05/15/2012 at 9:56am by SqueakyChipmunk

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As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!

#4 - On 05/15/2012 at 9:53am by MrFuzzles

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