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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16418) - you deserved it (30004)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Why would you even ask that in the first place?

#2 - On 05/08/2012 at 9:52am by mrricecakes

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A necrophiliac in the making.

#1 - On 05/08/2012 at 9:51am by SkoomaKi

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