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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22792) - you deserved it (2211)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

ohgod...'s life also sucks
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

Major3 also deserved it
Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

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curiosity killed the cat, and the orgasm...

#2 - On 04/03/2012 at 2:02am by alexup24

See in context

+269 | 13

Tell him to stop asking questions then

#1 - On 04/03/2012 at 2:01am by mpj13

See in context

+264 | 8

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