Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (6118)
On 03/22/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Atheist's life also sucksToday, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran…
brooke also deserved itToday, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car…
#1 - On 03/22/2012 at 6:53am by hatesfate
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+188 | 6
Only in Michigan can this happen.
#3 - On 03/22/2012 at 6:58am by harrypotter955
+72 | 17
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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