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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7255) - you deserved it (66041)

On 03/05/2012 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?

#7 - On 03/05/2012 at 8:14pm by stormer461

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This FML has YDI written all over it

#3 - On 03/05/2012 at 8:12pm by MiSo_Delek

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