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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Wow! Balls the size of a globe....now tell me--How do you find underwear to fit your massive man globes?

#5 - On 02/26/2012 at 7:50pm by Xquisite1

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So Edward Scissorhands fisted your globes?

#9 - On 02/26/2012 at 7:53pm by dildimcgee

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