By still learning - 26/02/2012 17:42 - Canada

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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Wow! Balls the size of a globe....now tell me--How do you find underwear to fit your massive man globes?

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iseyixes 18

Well when your girlfriend has her monthly visit you can accuse her of the same.

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twilightluvr101 4

Maybe op should get his girlfriend to kiss the cuts and make them all better ;-)

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GoW_Chick 14

I think someones girlfriend got into the yaoi craze, nothing wrong with sexual curiosity.

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hjanelle14 2

Johnny Depp could get me to do anything (and I mean anything). he's too hot to say no to...

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holly_pop 6

At least she referenced Edward Scissorhands and not Freddy Kruger.

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samm_pd 0

the fact that u let edward scissorhands get anywhere NEAR your globes baffles me . . . you're one crazy SOB !!!!!!!

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SeemsToFail 0

I can honestly say I dint know guys shaved there 0.0

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thats_my_job 11

I dated a guy who didn't and it was gross. Some guys probably aren't as bad though but man I take care of mine he should do the same. I mean, unless your the Zohan then you get the free pass :)

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thats_my_job 11

Shit, I made it sound like I have balls lol *hides in corner* I swear I don't but I do take care of myself.

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tdawg4200 0

That's hilarious. Funniest thing I've read today.

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