Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Should of told him he better last as long as a machine then
#2 - On 02/22/2012 at 5:54am by wallygolf
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The Fuckinator would make pretty awesome name for a vibrator.
#6 - On 02/22/2012 at 5:57am by Doxy
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