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Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (3112)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)

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At least it's an original idea?

#1 - On 02/22/2012 at 2:34am by peachesncreem

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Too late I just patented that.

#3 - On 02/22/2012 at 2:34am by dookiedoo

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